Oh the horror of it all
At the request of Washknight and his blog http://washknight.wordpress.com I was asked to do a survey and answer a few questions. So here I go.
1. When and how did you first get into geocaching?
I wandered around finding the few in my neighborhood. Then i got more and more exited. I dove in and went nuts. Every little micro was a new adventure. In fact i found 130 caches in my first month. I think I had a dozen hides at that point as well. Getting the logs from cachers was a bigger thrill than the find. I still think so. I hate with a passion the logs that are TFTC, and even more the ones that say "I will log more later". I have 250 active hides, so I do not go through every cache page to read my logs. I read every email i get with a log, so if they post something like what I mention above I do not go back and look.
2. Do you remember your first find?
Yes It was a tenth of a mile from my house. It is gone now, but I remember hunting two or three times for the cache that was hidden in a guardrail. yep. http://coord.info/GC17484 Who would have though that someone could hide something in such an amazing and original place. At the start everything was cool. I was using the piece of crap Magellan Triton. Quite possibly the worst GPS ever made. Ok, lets be honest. It was the biggest POS that anyone ever thought of making. Constantly crashing, it would freeze, and I had to unscrew the back, then pull the batteries, then put them back in. It froze every hour, at least. About one in twenty times, it would loose all the data it had when it rebooted. What garbage. I just started to like them again as a company until they fired a friend. The guy that traveled the country and sold them to people at mega events. So I hate them again.
3. What device(s) do you use for locating caches?
Android phone and Garmin Oregon 400. I only drag the Oregon out for bigger trips. I load all the caches in an area on my phone now. So I do not usually use anything else. I have used three or four apps. My first app was c:geo. Like so many I dove into that. However I hated when groundspeak updated the site c:geo broke. Not because of groundspeak, but because the writers of c:geo were to stubborn, and refused the use the API (the quick and easy groundspeak connection). I found myself out and about and could not load the cache. They blamed groundspeak, I knew better, and decided that they were crap. So I jumped to geosphere, cachesense, and eventually found my way back to the official app. I did not need all the bells and whistles. Most apps were like jumping in a rental car, there are a thousand buttons, switches, safety features, but in the end i just need something that gets me from point A to point B. The extra stuff was stuff I did not care about.
4. Where do you live and what is your local area like for geocaching? (density / quality / setting etc)
The area is very cache heavy. 18000 caches with 100 miles of my home. Tons of micros and a number of small power trails. I love the variety. There are a ton of Letterboxes, a number of wherigo, many puzzles of all types, challenges for those that want them, and very few multicaches. Stupid multis, I hate them almost as much as I hate puzzles. Early on in my reviewing someone accused me of cheating on a puzzle, every since then I have dispised them, it took the fun out of solving them. So I rarely do them anymore.
5. What has been your most memorable geocache to date, and why?
My most memorable is Freedom Cache Page I took the drive myself and I hunted for the cache by myself and on a great day. The cache was a great surprise, and huge. I love the work, and I was very impressed that he could drag it clear up the hill. It had to have weighed a hundred and fifty pounds.
6. List 3 essential things you take on a geocaching adventure excluding GPS, pen and swaps.
Camelback backpack, crazy ideas, and the stupidity to get me into some horrible spots (see later description). Actually I will change that last one, the intelligence to get me out of the horrible spots my stupidity got me into.
7. Other than geocaches and their contents, What is the weirdest thing you have discovered whilst out caching?
A lady drowning in a river. Provo Canyon Drive By
This one was an adventure. There was a police officer that just wrote a ticket next to it. I went over anyway and took care of it. Then as he drove off I could hear someone shouting down at the river. It got louder and louder before I realized it was some girl screaming help over and over. I ran off the hill over the tracks and scrambled bushwacking through the mess till i could see her. She had lost her tube and was hanging onto a fallen tree. She was cold, tired and in a panic. I went in and dragged her back to the bank. Just then her friends showed up, and were struggling to get from the other side of the river over to her. They had either been upstream or had walked up from below where they had waited for her. Mostly she was cold, tired and panicked. but it made for a wet day of caching.
or my next one... Slappa da Bass
You suck.. I hate this cache.. It was truly the spawn of some evil multi legged devil spawn and Satan. There were thistles about to poke my delicate skin. Evil little weeds that imbedded themselves in my sweet silky smooth socks, that would poke me and distract me from my search. Wire with rusty barbs to injure me as I performed my assigned task at this location.
Then As I was about to leave I rolled over the clever disguise that was camouflaging the container. The lid was slightly askew. As I removed the cache aaahhhhhhh, a spider fled from the confines of the wee container and ran up my arm. The container flew across the fence and into a nice patch of thistles. After I completed my "anti-spider dance" I began my quest to retrieve the container. In the process I spilled blood, was stabbed by vile sock weeds, and thistles, only to have to return across the devil wire fence that I mentioned above.
When I opened the container again.. Aaaaaaaaahhhh. It was full. Not of stamps and logs, but a spider home. Not just any spider home, but the spider home of momma spider (that obviously had fled). However inside that wee container was a conglomeration of webbing to protect the mass of wee spiders that proceeded to flee in all directions. By all directions I meant all over me. Masses of wee spiders crawling about my shirt, hands and gps.
Once again the anti spider dance was done in earnest. I took the wee container to the back of my truck and grabbed a handy brick to mash the spiders, pull out the log, stretch it out, clean off the webbing of the vile creature, and then clean out the cache that had previously been the home of the demon arachnids.
As I was carrying it back, a couple more spiders apparently had taken to hiding from my brick by going under the container. They now scattered up my arm, and once again the anti-spider dance was performed.
I know now that this was a trap, Cold1 had to have placed the spiders there breeding and multiplying, waiting for my eventual arrival. #*&$ you cold1, I will hunt you down, and gut you like a fish. Only you could have thought up something as devious as this. And all I have ever done is been kind to you.
Other than that, this is was an everyday simple cache.
8. On a scale of 1 to 10 where 1 is I am obsessed by numbers and 10 is I am all about the experience and the quality of each individual cache. Where do you put yourself?
Shouldn't the higher number be obsessed about the numbers? lol I average in the middle, right now I am more about places and cool spots. I found 1000 caches last year, I am guessing a few hundred this year. I just have no desire to hunt for a bunch of micros . A lot of it has to do with my vehicle. I have no real desire to drive a truck around and park in front of places, or on little pull outs to grab caches. It is also just that I do not have as much interest in everyday caches. I am hunting for stuff that interests me.
9. Describe one incident that best demonstrates the level of your geocaching obsession.
Hunting for a cache multiple times. I refused to get a hint because i thought it would me more satisfying if i found it on my own. New people were finding it, I could not. I finally caved in and asked another cacher for a hint. I spent a year going through that. I still feel foolish for asking. I should have stayed strong. I am weak, and a looser. I will be strong next time.
10. Have you picked up any caching injuries along the way? Scrapes and scratches.
I sprained an ankle so bad, i was sure that I had broken it. I was alone, and it hurt so bad it brought tears to my eyes on the 500 foot walk to the truck. It hurt so bad my vision went black for a moment. Good night that was awful. I am having phantom pains just thinking of it. I sometimes get phantom pains thinking of Cold1, I am sure everyone has heard of him. He is a friend and a local nutter. If he reads this.... stop following me, and i can see you outside in the bushes, don't make me have my dog attack you again. He is my biggest caching injury.
11. What annoys you most about other geocachers?
- Micro Logs
- Cache thieves
- Fake logs
- People who complain about a cacher cheating then cheat themselves.
- If you have found 5000 caches it does not mean you are better than the cacher with 500.
- Bad hair
- Crappy crappy containers.
- Not fixing caches when i warn them, then being mad when I archive them for not taking care of the cache in a month.
- Sending vulgarity laced emails. It does not make me want to publish your cache when you call me a F^&*(*& A$%&*()
- Those that cannot follow the rules, and then say, "never mind I will publish it on another caching site." That is fine if you do not want any visitors, but i place my caches to be found.
- Trackable hoarders
- Coin thieves
- The freaking moron that took my trackable, hauled it into a wilderness area and placed it in a new cache, got it denied for being well within a wilderness area, then refused to go pick up my trackable because he was mad at the reviewer. What a douche. Sorry, I am getting mad again typing this.
- People that make long lists about what annoys them
12. What is the dumbest thing you have done whilst out caching?
One of two things. I was with Jac0b and we saw a cache only a half mile away. We said "how hard could it be" We had two water bottles. Two hours later we finally found the cache, an hour after that we were so exhausted from climbing the mountain ridges we separated over a dispute of what would be easier to get back to the jeep, straight over the mountain, or down the draw (the correct answer was my way, it was the longer route through the draw) we were out of water, and exhausted in the hot summer sun. I thought my life was over, I saw the ending. What a miserable walk back.
Second, was saying yes to groundspeak. Proves i am not smart. To make it worse I did it three times. See how dumb i am. ok I do not regret my decision, but It was not the brightest thing. "Hey would you like to review caches in Utah? It will take an hour or two a night, not to mention maintenance checks." Then later, "would you like to review EarthCaches?" why of course i would, that would be lovely. "Oh would you like to be a moderator in the forums" ........How hard could it be. It has been a great experience but a ton of work. I did get a plastic trackable paperweight/trophy for my five year anniversary of reviewing, ok, well it said it was for my five year anniversary, but they sent it a year early.
13. What do your non caching family and friends think of your hobby?
They think I am nuts. My 20 year old kids just think I am stupid. However that may not have anything to do with caching, just that I am crazy. I was not so bright and when I took them to their first cache it was a lamp post, and the second, and the third. I should have stopped when I was ahead.
14. What is your default excuse you give to muggles who ask what you are up to or if you need help?
I pretend I am taking pictures. No one cares about that. I often have my DSLR with me. Give someone a camera, and if it looks like they are doing artsy stuff people leave them alone. I can also bring Cold1 with me. He mumbles and twitches. He is just crazy enough people stay away from him, or he chases them away and I have the area free.
15. What is your current geocaching goal, if you have one?
- Stay alive.
- Don't fall over and pass out from exhaustion
- Avoid Cold1 more
- Publish more caches
- Review for at least 10 years
- Not make Jeremy or Bryan hate me. (sorry about beating you at bowling soo badly, of course no one noticed because there was food in the back) but I noticed. I took a picture as proof, but it was fuzzy, honest I did win by a lot.
- Get a moun10bike version 1 coin, actually any would be good. If he turns his head i will slip out the back with 001 if he is not looking.
- visit HQ
- say hi to all the Volunteer team that I annoy
- Get Challenges as a cache type. I keep trying.
- Did I mention cold1? Stop him from living under my porch, or in my bushes.
- Are these caching goals? close enough
- Get a few other coins that mean something to me. Dhobby1, a few of the older lackey coins.
16. Do you have a nemesis cache that despite multiple attempts you have been unable to find?
Cold1, oh wait a cache not a cacher. Yes, one near me. I hate it, once again i refuse to have hints. So I will not say what it is, someone will spoil it and give me a hint.
17. What 3 words or phrases best sum up what geocaching means to you.
Adventure, sightseeing, friends.
18. What prompted you to start blogging about geocaching?
First was to vent, in a constructive way. I was reviewing, and was frustrated with the cachers that never listened. Hopefully someone learned someone. Then to make me happy. Oh to make fun of Cold1. To record and share fun experiences.
19. Which of your own blog entries are you most proud of.
/journal/2011/10/23/how-to-annoy-your-geocache-reviewer.html is my favorite entry. It is the common things people do to annoy their reviewer. Some have no idea that they even do it.
The other is not really a blog page but a list of the oldest active caches, and a map people can use to zoom in on them, and see their location. /oldest-active-geocaches/ it recieves about half of all the hits on my site. I am always happy when i hit the forums and someone asks and someone else links to it. It makes me feel that i am contributing.
20. Which other geocaching blogs do you enjoy reading?
I followed more at one time. Most stop blogging, and others drive me nuts. I feel some are out there to toot their own horn, I guess some may say that of me, but if it is too bad I stop for a while.
http://geocass.wordpress.com/ geocass is the one I read regularly, and the other is Udink udink.org he is the single best photographer, cacher, hiker in my area. I love to read of his adventures. Less caching than he used to, but still a lot of fun to read and see his awesome pics. oh and groundspeaks blog.
Hopefully that works.